How to Host a Great Thanksgiving Without Ruining the Planet

For many, the holidays are one of the more stressful times of year. Between cooking for a motley crew of relatives, having to deal with that one uncle who doesn’t believe in climate change, and figuring out how to stay sane through it all, Thanksgiving isn’t the laid-back day with friends and family that Nicole Westbrook’s seminal 2012 song “It’s Thanksgiving” would make you think it is.


On top of all of this, dear Earther-lings, is your overwhelming sense of need to do right by the planet as you prepare to glut your friends and family with food. Lucky for you, there are actionable things you can do to make your Thanksgiving celebration a good one, both for you and for the Earth.

Consider this for a second: household waste in the United States increases 25 percent between Thanksgiving and New Years. It’s terrible, but you can do something about it. When inviting your guests over for Thanksgiving, ask them to BYOTupperware so they can bring home food instead of leaving you with too much turkey to reasonably get through before it spoils.

As always, you can also opt for reusable plates and cups instead of plastic ones—or, if you really can’t fathom having to wash that many dishes after your guests leave, use plates made from compostable materials! And if you’re feeling really generous to the planet, you can skip the turkey this year. Of course, we understand if that’s unacceptable—but at least buy a bird that was sustainably raised.

Check out our video for the rest of our tips and tricks to make your Thanksgiving sustainable without having to sacrifice your sanity.

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I’m the grumpy old uncle that tells everybody to pick up a goddamn book on the fundamentals of climate science written at a high school level and actually read the mother fucker. Or have Maddie do one of her distillations of a peer reviewed academic paper on the ins and outs and impacts of global warming and read that, goddamnit.

On the other hand, Scott Pruitt (our glorious leader of The New EPA(TM) may be traveling to Oklahoma with his entourage of bodyguards for a blessed thanksgiving in Christ. Maybe Rex Tillerson’s family will join the Pruitts. Who knows, maybe the CEO of Russia’s Gazprom will be invited. Or maybe the lead engineer of SABIC (Exxon and Saudi joint) will take a break from construction of the world’s largest ethane cracker in Louisiana. This plant is to produce ethylene and plastic precursors for more goddamn cheap plastics.  

Happy thanksgiving - jagoffs

- Your grumpy Uncle.